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[A4A] "You Look Tense" [Alien Speaker x Human Listener] [Strangers to Friends] [Stressed Listener x Healer Intergalactic Speaker]
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SEE ESHU'S OFFICIAL CHARACTER ART HERE

[M4A] "You Look Tense" [Alien Speaker x Human Listener] [Strangers to Friends] [Stressed Listener x Healer Intergalactic Speaker]

Premise: Listener wakes up to find an alien in their room giving them a massage.

|Speaker grumbles to themself|

"Stiff shoulders ... How much strife are earthlings going through to have every muscle in their bodies so tense as if they could snap. Is there none of the relaxation on Earth for things to get this bad?"

|Listener rustles in their sleep|

"Huh.."

|Listener wakes up and screams after seeing Speaker|

...

|Speaker shouts startled|

"Ahhhh! There is no need to scream earthlings. I am helping!"

| Listener pushes Speaker off the bed and the fall to the floor|

"Owww! Is the currency on Earth violence? What about the tip or the thankings for help!"

...

|Eshu says proudly|

"Who am I ? I am Eshu from the place you call the space, I call home."

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"I appreciate that your warning screams have stopped. I , Eshu come in peace so I give no warning screams."

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"Ahh yes to fix earthlings body. See ... Shoulders ."

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"Yes see . Eshu only came to fix and go. That is all ."

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"I am a healing voyager. All the Yoth are. The space is home. We travel and fix ...like your shoulders. Eshu has healed. "

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"Fright? You had that ... because of me ? I, Eshu offers a deep apology . Yoth do not seek to give the fright to any one . I just wanted to fix and go. Not frighten."

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"How I found you ? Distress levels were high. Yoth technology can pinpoint anything in distress that we can help."

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"Do earthlings not have the relaxation? "

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"The stress? Eshu has heard of this stress. But the elder Yoth have said how the stress made some earthlings sleep forever. "

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"Hmmm of course the elder Yoth have told stories of other ailments but this one they say can be healed but the earthlings allow it get so bad they cannot be healed anymore."

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"Is the relaxation hard?"

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"It is not that easy?"

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"But Eshu fixed in 20 earth time measurement."

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"Yes the min-its."

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"Work. The elder Yoth told us about this. They said the leaders of the work would make the earthlings miserable."

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"Is this what causes the stress?"

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"So... Most earthlings do not have time?"

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"But then you have to get some. Are you not afraid to sleep forever? Is it not what makes you get the Fright?"

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"Oh. That is ...sad. I do not understand if all the people on earth are earthlings... Why would an earthling be mean to another earthling? They are the same species."

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|Eshu panics and spirals|

"So the stress will never end? The miserable is forever and you will not find the time to fix it and the earthlings will all sleep forever? How will Yoth fix ? How will Eshu heal ?"

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" Cannot fix everything..."

|Eshu gets discouraged |

"But I helped you... Are you not better ? Did Eshu fail?"

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"You are ... "

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|Eshu's voice gets softer |

"Yes ... This still makes Eshu... Sad."

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"Because Earth is complex. Yoth do not have this. I do not feel the sad a lot but Earth is very sad for Eshu to experience."

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" I hear earthlings get sad all the time ."

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"I hope you earthling will get the time for the relaxation. So you do not sleep forever because you are .... Ummm.... Nice. Yes , nice ."

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" I am nice too?"

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| Eshu exhales|

" This makes Eshu feel better."

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"I will help get the time you do not have earthling. Eshu can come back if the stress is too much . I, Eshu will find you."

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"Ahh this knocking... Knock what ? Can anything be knocked ? "

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"Ahh the door."

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"If I transport outside this door then Eshu can knock and earthling will not have to do any warning screams or use the currency of violence. I, Eshu come in peace. To heal and go."

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"You apologize?"

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"Ahh for the currency of violence."

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"I forgive. Eshu frightened you. "

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"Eshu and earthling are now at peace. I am glad...happy."

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"I will go now . Healing complete. Well shall see each other earthling. Good bye!"

|Eshu opens their transport vortex, steps in and vanishes leaving Listener alone |

FIN

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