[F4A] Eggs Reads in Bed: Go the Fuck to Sleep (yes, that's the actual title) [reading] [short] [bedt...

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[F4A] Eggs Reads in Bed: Go the Fuck to Sleep (yes, that's the actual title) [reading] [short] [bedtime story] [humor] [relaxing] [plz sleep] [fireplace crackles]

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Eggs-n-Bennie is a female looking for anyone in fireplace crackles

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I was thinking of reading some bedtime stories, poems, or short stories for PTA as a more regular thing--so to start off, I'll read you "Go the Fuck to Sleep" by Adam Mansbach as we sit by the fireplace. 10/10 would not read to any kiddos in your life unless you don't mind the curse words lol.

Storytime here | 4:12

Sleep tight,

Eggs

Feedback and comments are always welcome and appreciated!

**Outtakes, featuring my cat laying on my lap, him purring [ASMR], and me begging him to stop smacking me with his tail (he was fine and not stressed, his tail is just THICC and has a mind of its own I swear)
***Bonus ASMR of the aforementioned cat starting a recording and then aggressively licking his paws

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