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[Script Offer][A4A] Be My Human Pillow [Sleepy Time][Whiny][Needy][Silly][Giggles][Stealing You][Sleuthery][Twists and Turns!][Reverse Comfort?][Single L-Bomb][Kisses][A Little Sappy]
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Buttery_Croissant is anyone looking for anyone in A Little Sappy
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Scripty script for your reading pleasure. What's going on, fine people of PTA? It's been a while. Like three years a while. Oopsie daisy. As penance, I return with an offering of nonsense! Kinda sorta hastily wrote the whole thing by accident. How did I write an entire script by accident? I only meant to jot down the idea of stealing someone as a pillow, but I got carried away. Another oopsie daisy. Wasn't sure if its contents qualify for reverse comfort, which is why I put a question mark after that tag if you're wondering. Tagging is still hard. Not as hard as titles though! My arch nemesis. All I want to do is post, but I need to come up with something to call my rambles first. Some things never change, I'm glad to see.

Hopefully the whole scene reads as cutsy, and not annoying. Apparently I'm in a particularly whiny mood today. Infinite whines. One of the side effects of having grape juice for blood. That's where I decide to take it, instead of making the obvious cheese joke? Even I'm confusing myself at this point. Do you know about auto-brewery syndrome, changing topics completely?! People who have this condition can't eat bread without getting drunk. They naturally convert the carbs into alcohol in their gut. Instead of tiredly trying to remember the specifics, and possibly saying anything wrong, I'll let you research this on your own. Who knew this mess would take a turn for the educational? If this was still the 90's I'd have to teach you in the form of a rap, as was the law back then.

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