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STOP! are you 18 years old or older? if you are, you may proceed to listen to this audio. if you are a minor and under 18, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS AUDIO. my nsfw erotic audios are for adults only. if you're a minor, please leave.
for the boys: "i'm so glad you're my boyfriend."
for the girls: "i'm so glad you're my girlfriend."
gender-neutral: "i'm so glad we're together."
[17:18]
you've just finished having phone sex for the first time with your new girlfriend. it went really well. it's late and you're both pretty tired, so you chat about some things — she does most of the talking — and then agree to fall asleep on the phone together.
there's some talk of how you made me cum, worshipping your body, loving you for just being you, and lots of silly cuteness and adoration. i call you "baby" at one point. otherwise, there are no other pet names or gender/genital references regarding the listener besides the boyfriend/girlfriend thing, and you can choose which of those to listen to. it's literally just one sentence that's different between the 3 versions lol
originally, this audio was going to be a lot longer. i wanted to try recording myself falling asleep / sleeping because apparently listening to people breathe / sleep helps calm some people down enough for them to go to sleep. i recorded for about an hour and fifteen minutes and wasn't able to fall asleep — or so i thought. i gave up, stopped the recording and went to sleep for real. 9 months later, i'm finally editing the audio to see if it's worth keeping the "sleeping" part. i skip through a bunch of it (it sucked; you could barely hear me breathing, i moved too much, i yawned at least 15 times, and people were making noise in the background) before deciding to trash it. then i saw that after about 40 minutes... i actually fell asleep. and started snoring. OMG. i had no idea i had actually fallen asleep; i thought i just struggled to do so, and nearly got there but not quite. i snored for a good 25 minutes before my alarm went off and woke me up. i figured no one wants to hear my annoying snoring though, so now y'all just have an audio of me talking, not falling asleep snoring. you're welcome. i'm sure you can go listen to someone else breathe prettily and make cute sleepy noises instead of me snoring like an ogre. (does anyone actually like to hear people snore??? or just don't mind it? because i hate it. i usually can't sleep if people are snoring.)
there are longish pauses because it's supposed to be like an actual phone call while i'm sleepy, giving you time to respond. listening back to this, this audio is actually super realistic and pretty much exactly how i'd sound if i was on call with you. i don't play a character in this, it's all very ~ me ~. i was vividly imagining talking to a hypothetical person i had a crush on while recording and thinking about the few times i've had phone sex. so, enjoy your phone call with yoona, i guess. 😅 this makes me miss phone conversations like this 💔 and hope that maybe one day i'll have a partner i can do this with. 😠one can dream, right?
audio quality isn't the greatest (it gets better), but i guess that makes it more realistic? like an actual discord call? lol. i think my mother, brother, and grandmother were all awake making noise outside while i recorded this 🥴 there's some weird background noise that i quieted down to the best of my ability and i have no idea wtf it is.
disclaimer: this audio is made by an adult, for adults, about adults. you must be 18 years or older to listen to my audios. i do not give anyone permission to steal & upload my audios.
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