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(For the Speaker) You've been stalking your crush for a while now and noticed they haven't been doing well. All their loneliness, stress and anxiety is really getting to them. Its had a negative effect on things like their sleeping or eating habits, for instance. One day you decide enough is enough and you won't be a bystander to their suffering any longer! Therefor you sneak through their window one night to offer to kidnap them. If they stay with you their environment will be so much better and it would do wonders for their condition.
(For the Listener) One night you find someone has just snuck through your window. Oddly enough, they quickly confess to stalking you. If that wasn't enough though they also... offer to kidnap you? You might as well hear them out, since you're probably too shocked at the frightening absurdity of the situation to do anything else.
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