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(For the Speaker) You have been stalking your crush for a very long time now. As you stalk them, you eventually discover that they are also obsessively in love with you and stalk you as well. Reading their journal is one of your favorite pastimes, so it is much to your delight when they confess in their most recent entry that they want to kidnap you and keep you in their basement. Your reaction to this is completely reasonable, of course; You send them an invitation to their basement where you are waiting for them to spare them the effort of a kidnapping.
(For the Listener) You love your crush so much that it is actually quite frightening. So it goes without saying that you are walking on sunshine when they give you an invitation! There's just something strange about it. It seems to be to... your basement?
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