Summary: Long distance relationships suck. Especially if you’re still getting to know each other.

This is pure fluff and cuddles. I hope with everything going on, that this is comforting in some way or another.

Notes:

• Please take your time between lines and ‘listen’ to the listener in the conversation. It’ll sound more natural!
• There are a few spots that are gender-specific (e.g. line 27). Please feel free to change/swap as you like!
• One DADDY mention - feel free to include/not include

*notes* eg. Author's notes or directions/sound effects etc.

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Finding you a pet name :

1. *optional phone ringing, answer*
2. Hi! Uh-
3. No, no, I can talk. I just uh…
4. One sec. Let me just close the door *optional door sound*
5. Okay I’m good.
6. Hi. *laugh*
7. No, it’s fine. I’m in my room now.
8. Hm?
9. No, you’re not bothering me. You never bother me.
10. I just ate. My roommate made… what did they call it. Some sort of cauliflower rice thing. With curry.
11. *chuckle* I know right? It was actually pretty good.
12. Anyways, did you eat yet? Wait, isn’t it really late for you?
13. You’re already in bed? *laugh* Well I can be in bed too.
14. *optional blanket noise*
15. *sitting down/getting comfortable*
16. You sound really comfy right now.
17. I dunno, you just sound… cuddly.
18. *laugh* Mhm.
19. *small pause*
20. Hey- are you awake?
21. *pause*
22. *whisper* Babe?
23. What’s wrong with ‘babe’?
24. Oh, your ex called you that? Well, isn’t it kinda normal? Like a generic petname?
25. What do you want me to call you then? Hey, FRIEND *snicker*
26. I know, I know. We’re more than friends. *pause*
27. Husbando? *laugh* Then you’re my waifu. Best girl. *laugh*
28. Hm… how bout something like honey. Or sweetie? Sweetie pie?
29. Sweets? Ey, what’s up sweets? *laugh*
30. I think I read this webcomic one time and the character always called the girl different candy names. Cause her name was Candi with an “I”. Like, hey Skittles, what’s poppin’? Alright kit-kat, whatever you say.
31. Pudding? *chuckle*
32. Why are a lot of pet names related to food?
33. Oh, or there’s “sugar”.
34. *laugh* Nah, I’m too broke to be your sugar daddy.
35. You want to call me “Daddy”?
36. I uh… *laugh* we’ll put that as a 'maybe'
37. My turn. What about… “Darling”
38. *trying it out* You see, “darling”, I was thinking about you the other night-
39. No? Hm…
40. Well you think of one for me.
41. Boo? *laugh* Eh… no.
42. -My- turn? Fine. Ummmm
43. Blossom. *they say no*
44. Bubbles? *no…*
45. Buttercup?? *laugh*
46. Okay, okay, your turn.
47. You are -not- calling me mojo jojo *laugh*
48. Hm…
49. There’s a Japanese one I’ve heard of. I dunno if this is right but there’s “koi” like “koibito” which means lover, or sweetheart.
50. *fluster*
51. Well… yeah. I guess we’re lovers, right?
52. Sounds too formal? *laugh*
53. But… we are. And I’m glad you’re mine.
54. *exhale with a smile*
55. And I’m yours. Of course.
56. *sad sigh*
57. I really miss you. I know we “see” each other, but… you know.
58. I miss holding you. And cuddling you… I miss having you close.
59. *snicker* You miss my hair? It’s kind of getting long now, you know.
60. Should I grow it out?
61. Okay, when we see each other I’ll let you cut it.
62. I can’t say the same for my beard though. I mean, it past the stubble stage a long time ago.
63. What else do you miss about me?
64. My butt?! *laugh* Why my butt?
65. *fake offended* It is -not- squishy. *laugh* Okay, maybe it is. If mine is then yours is too.
66. *soft chuckle*
67. *yawn*
68. God, you’re making me yawn. If you’re tired go to sleep. Don’t let me keep you up.
69. *pause*
70. Well what do you want me to talk about? Something boring to help you sleep?
71. *Chuckle* Are you calling me boring?
72. Oh, have you seen… um… what was it…*improv ramble, fade audio*