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Tagged M4A, no explicit genitalia referenced, no gendered terms used.
So I stumbled upon this script by u/totallynotnatalie over at the Guild and it looked too sweet to be left untouched! There are two different versions, a "carrying" to bed and a "dragging to bed", this is a recording of the latter.
(Click anywhere here on this sentence to read along!)
Audio is here, click anywhere on this sentence to listen
So I took a couple of liberties in localising this, the horrific dish that was in the script is Tuna Casserole, but down here we call it a Tuna Bake, which hopefully sounds more horrifying.
That's what I'll tell myself, rather than the truth that I probably alienated all the Americans with that "creative decision".
Also, heck. Substituted the vibrator because it was probably more what I'd do in the situation, so I hope that's ok too.
Erm.
Yessum.
Thankyou for reading, thankyou for listening if you do, and thankyou to u/totallynotnatalie for writing such a gorgeously wholesome script!
There's more of my stuff in a big pile at my subreddit r/TheSlagHeap. Comments and DM's always welcomed and encouraged.
Thankyou, so much again!
-Nuke
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