Summary: Phone sex for the first time? Yes please.

Please make this your own! Preferred pet names, whatever feels natural to you.

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([M4F] script found here)

12/19/2020 posted here in response to the "pastebin purge". Msg if you'd like the script without numbering.

I dreamed about you last night…:

1. Good morning (petname) sweetheart. Well, it’s afternoon for you, I guess. How’s your day going?
2. *pause* Mhm… *pause*
3. *inhale* Oh, well *exhale* I’m doing alright… I’m still in bed. It’s my day off so… thought I’d sleep in a bit.
4. Hm? No, I’m fine. I just miss you.
5. Are you alone right now? No? Oh… um, I’ll wait then.
6. How about now? Um… no reason. I just want you to myself.
7. Y-yeah I’m okay. *pause* Actually, no, that’s a lie.
8. It-it’s… *stutter/scramble for words* I uh… haven’t been sleeping well. Ever since your flight last week…
9. I just miss you *optional intense emotion* This is the first time in a long time that we’ve been apart and… my body misses you.
10. I miss your warmth… hell, my blankets still smell like you. I miss sleeping next to you, just having you within arms reach. It’s just so… empty without you here.
11. I go to sleep in the middle of the bed but wake up on my side of the bed. My body wants you here. Even my sleep-deprived mind knows that you’re supposed to be here. I’m PHYSICALLY creating space for you to inhabit.
12. I- *sigh*
13. I dreamed about you last night. Shit, I’ve been dreaming about us every night. And I- I just…
14. What were we doing? *clears throat* *bashful/stuttering*
15. W-well, I mean. We were… together. *clears throat*
16. A-are you alone right now? Like, actually alone. Please tell me you’re alone. *sigh*
17. You are? …Are you home? …oh, you’re on your bed. *exhale/blush*
18. W- well the dream version of us *swallow* Ah- I dreamed that…
19. Are you really sure you want to know??
20. No! It’s nothing like that it’s just- It’s embarrassing
21. Fine. *resigned* I was… undressing you… and straddling your waist. And I was only wearing panties…
22. And?? *blush* W-what do you mean keep going? Sweetie, if you keep asking me I don’t think I can-
23. What are you doing? What was that?
24. Honey?
25. *embarrassed noises*
26. Nonono, honey, what are you doing?? *furious whisper* Aren’t your roommates home??
27. *scoff* Yeah, I’d like to hear you try and be quiet. You remember the neighbour incident, right? I still see her every day. Every single day - this woman just gives me the dirtiest look. Like, come on lady, we’re obviously-
28. *swallow* Give her something else to talk about?? Why would I-
29. Oh fuck. Oh no no no
30. H-honey. You don’t know what you’re asking *moan* You sound so sexy.
31. God, you have no idea…
32. *swallow* Y-you already have your *moan* your pants are around your ankles? And you’re t-touching yourself.
33. *shuddering breath*
34. I can hear how wet you are. God. I can hear every stroke…
35. *hard breathing* I-I guess I’m… *REALLY SHY/nervous laugh* running my hand up my thigh…?
36. And… *chuckle* I uh… I’m… going in with one finger… *gasp* Y-you want me to start with two?
37. ***hesitant/awkward with describing at first, but then more confident***
38. **improv - narrate what you’re doing, how fast you’re going etc. - set the pace** **optional: insist on going really slow**
39. ***TAKE YOUR TIME***
40. Optional lines:
41. *moan* That’s no fair. *chuckle* if I have to be loud you have to too. Don’t use that pillow. *teasing/whine*
42. Oh god, I wish you were here. Or I was there. Whatever. I- *gasp/growl* I just want you to be fucking buried in me. Just… all the way -fuck- to the hilt. My fingers don’t reach as far as you do.
43. That’s right, squeeze around your base. And I’ll- *gasp* squeeze against my fingers. I’m so wet for you, you don’t even know. Can you hear how wet I am?
44. Y-you want me to play with my clit? *improv*
45. You sound so amazing. Babe, I don’t know what you’re doing but oh my god keep doing it. Keep going. You sound so good.
46. Wait wait wait - honey shh… … …no nevermind, I thought I heard something on your end.
47. C-can we go at the same time? No… *moan* go slow. I know how fast you usually like it but no… *sultry sigh* squeeze your hand around your cock… up to your head… put your thumb over the top *moan* and thrust up into your hand… *improv, set the pace* I’m dripping… *moan* my fingers feel so good sliding out… *gasp* and back in… Mmm… yes…
48. *improv to climax*
49. Come with me. Please. Oh god. Please come! That’s it!
50. *climax*
51. *big exhale* *heavy breathing* *swallow from dry throat*
52. H-honey? Are you okay?
53. *chuckle* Yeah, I’m okay. *big sigh* I can’t believe we haven’t done that before. *giggle*
54. I don’t think I’ve come since we were together.
55. *scoff* Sexy dreams don’t count… *pout* I wake up so wet for you but I don’t actually come in my sleep…
56. *chuckle* You made a mess? Mmm… I wish I was there.
57. I miss you so much.
58. I- *exhale with a smile* I love you too. I love you.
59. *chuckle* Are you falling asleep? I think that might be a good idea *yawn*
60. Mm… yeah, take a nap honey. It’s okay. I’ll text you later.
61. I love you… get some rest.