While chatting back and forth with /u/blindlyawake today about cooking I got the urge to create a questionnaire about food. I hope some of you find it interesting enough to answer.

1) Are you a steak & potato person, vegan or some variation other than that? You like your steak ------. Favorite vegan dish-----. Other?

2) Have you ever used a veggie or fruit in your sex regimen? If so what?

3) What is your favorite condiment? (not condom)

4) Have you ever been used as a "plate"? (had food eaten off you)

5)Most unusual thing you mix with your food? (for example mayo and scrambled eggs)

6) Have you ever teased a member of the opposite sex with something you were eating or drinking?

7) Do you cook, eat take out/fast food, or use the microwave a lot?

8) Is there some food or sauce you would love to cover your lover with and lick off that you haven't tried yet?

9) What is your favorite style of food? (for example Italian)

10) If the cleaning lady changed your bed right now would she find crumbs in it? (we won't mention the stains)

11) One specifically for the women, have you ever answered the door naked when expecting the pizza guy? (men if you feel left out you may answer also)

12) You're watching a movie eating popcorn with that special person of the moment and they drop some down their open front. What do you do or have done in the past.

13) Is your food hot and spicy or mild and lightly seasoned?

14) Your worst food related date.

15) After getting all the way through this questionnaire will you now go and grab something to eat? If yes, what? If no, thanks for taking the time to do it.