Should Trump survive his term and leave a letter, (assuming the secret service don't march him out against his will and surrender him to the cops waiting outside), I wonder what it would say?

Dear Crooked Beto/Kamala/Biden,

A lot of people are saying it, let me tell you... very smart people are saying I had the bigliest win in the history of presidents (and also when it comes to the inauguration and other things... very smart, yuge crowds, believe me.)

The FAKE news won't tell you this, believe me, but I might not even leave office. JOBS! I replaced the bust of George Washington with a picture of my beautiful electoral college map that I coloured in myself. When I'm the president they just let me do it!

Yours, Donald (age 72 and 1/2)

P.S. You should fire John Kelly, he's a known democrat with some ties to very shady people, DEEP STATE, Witch hunt! I've been telling him to leave for years but he just won't go.

P.P.S. I shit in the desk and I liked it, the top people are all saying it when you look at it.

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