What is up, and I cannot stress this enough, my gamers?
Welcome back to my forever ongoing search for an FWB, brought to you in my usual copy-paste-rewrite format for your enjoyment or to be subject to the usual downvoting M4F posts receive on PH subreddits. Let's get into the meat of the post, with some sarcasm and dark humor sprinkled along the way.
You can read through my previous posts but let me try a different approach this time. Let's start with some facts about me, presented in bullet format because every day I crave the sweet release of dea--I mean--because it's organized:
- Chubby (31.32 BMI)
- 5 ft. 7 in. or 170 cm tall, depending your preferred measuring system
- loves video games and anime, with an offshoot interest in art and vtubers
- STI-free (with actual test results ready)
- submissive but often takes the lead
Preferences, because everyone has them:
- petite girls, but am willing to go as far as average/thicc (basta hindi chubby/BBW)
- dominant without being abusive (If Jada Pinkett-Smith and Amber Heard are your role models, this post ain't for you)
- any boob size, but I'm more preferential to flatties
- No age restriction, so MILFs and Cougars are welcome
- Relationship status doesn't matter as long as you handle your own discretion
- Will not complain about me speaking English
- Optional, but hopefully someone who is okay talking about pervy shit without coming off as bastos (stuff like favorite tags in porn/hentai, favorite artists/channels, etc.)
If you are interested or you have any questions about the above, please send me the phrase "greenback boogie", just so I know you at least read everything (even better if you recognize that reference). Any other message will be IGNORED.
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