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Trying for the nth time.
Hear me out.
I have been single for more than a decade now, I have always struggled with my self-esteem and I'm mostly awkward with the women I like and now I struggle with dating because of how quick the relationships happen. As for the most sexual things I've done, it's being jerked off by a massage therapist and jerking on cam for random horny strangers.
I have long been curious as to what sex feels like and how it feels like to have the proper aftercare (or we can play games together, Idk). I am not looking for a FUBU or any of the type, at most this is a one-time thing and you will probably forget about me after a period of time. Additionally, this is to be scheduled as my work schedule is very hectic and I would like to take my time talking to anyone who would agree to this.
So, without further ado, I am:
-30 years old corporate slave from the South
-Dadbod
-I think I'm average down there
-4/10 at most (we can do exchange pics but please if you know me, please don't judge me for this)
-My friends call me 'nerdy' and 'geeky'
-I'd rather stay at home than go out
-Doesn't smoke, drink and party
-Wears glasses
-Tired of masterbaking
And I'm hoping you are:
-Not a minor or under 20 years old (that's too young for me)
-Female
-Slim or normal BMI
-willing to do this with me (and show me the ropes)
-This is pushing it but I hope you're cute (that's just a bonus)
-Single (I don't like drama)
-Is clean (gusto ko pa mabuhay)
Will not entertain invitations to threesomes.
If you made it to this part and you're interested, send me a message.
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