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Hello, future lover.
I am in need of your landi service tonight. Perhaps you'd be willing to help me out? You see, this plus size woman is dying of boredom. Why, you ask? Because this is the first time in weeks that I dont have anything to keep me busy.
I need to keep my brain occupied.
If you're willing to lend a helping hand to this damsel (ew) in distress, kindly check if you fit her minimum requirements (about you):
-decent (manners and looks), preferably older and taller, good conversationalist (bc I'm not), generally a good person
Enough about you. Let's talk about me.
I'm a plus sized, working professional, bored as fuck, standing 5'3 feet tall. I'm confident with my looks (but then again, that is subjective), and I can't converse to save my life
If you got here, congrats. You survived my lame attempt at writing while drunk. If you're interested, hmu with a smol intro and what you think the perfect pick up line is.
Love, J
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