Let me begin by saying all boobs are beautiful.

But not all boob pics are created equal.

Context: I'll be traveling by land for about 10 hours (sans the stopovers), alone, at the backseat of a car. So it's understatement to say that I have time to spare. I'm working in the creative industry so I have knack for evaluating awesome photos and I love the female form. Hence, my fascination with nudes, but particularly boob pics.

Goal: Let's start a conversation. We need to raise the standards when it comes to nudes. The aim of nudes is to entice the receiver, to tease, to seduce. And while all boobs -- no matter what shape, size, or form -- are generally enticing, a well-lit, immaculately composed boob pic make the seduction level go through the roof. (I know, dick pics are worse! But I'm a straight man, so I'd prefer seeing tits than a bunch of weenies.)

Disclosure: I have my own boob/boob pic preference and biases. But I'll try to give a rating that it as objective as humanly possible.

Criteria: I'll be rating your boob pics based on the criteria below. For each one, I'll give your boob pic a numerical rating of 1-5, 5 being the highest. I may also

• Clarity - The boobs should be in focus and the image should be clear and sharp. Blurry or poorly lit images can detract from the overall quality of the photo.
• Composition - Are the boobs the main focus of the image? Is there anything in the background that may distract from the boobs? The boobs should be prominently featured in the image, with minimal distractions in the background.
• Lighting - Good lighting is essential for a quality boob pic. The lighting should be even and balanced, with no harsh shadows or overexposed areas.
• Subject - The photo should show your skin tone and texture, and nipples.
  For skin tone and texture: The skin of the boobs should look natural and healthy.
  For the nipples: How do the nipples look like? Do they look aroused? Are the nipples enticing you to taste and suck them?
• Scene - Are the hands involved in the boob pic? Are the boobs being mashed or covered? Is it a downblouse photo? Are the boobs hanging naturally? Does the action or activity look hot and sexy?

Are you game?

Slide in my DMs and let me see your boob pics. You can send it via Reddit chat, or maybe it's safer to send them with timer via Telegram (as long as I can view them long enough). :)

FAQs

Will you pay for the boob pics?

No, I'm sorry I don't want to buy content.

Are you doing this to receive free nudes?

I already stated my goal above. Free nudes are lovely, yes, but they can also be desensitizing. I really want to raise standards, and also give validation to those who need it.

Are you doing this behind your girlfriend's knowledge?

I'm 100% single at the moment. Not even dating anyone.