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22[M4F] sniiiiiffff... "heh heh... hey cutie"
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Shoddy_Walrus_3791 is a male age 22 looking for a female
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Hmm? What did I say? Oh um... like hey shawty. You know like from a rap song? Or um hiphop? It's nothing whatever I used to call my guy friends that um but...

You always look so bubbly when you hangout with your friends hehe. I know. Me? Where are my friends? Um don't worry about it sweetie. Here. Have some chocolates. They're your favorite. (Plus they say candy never fails hehe.)

H-how did I know they were your favorite? Because I did a little peeping haha. Not like anything creepy like that. I promise. I just sometimes can... hide below you... near you... and it was necessary to make you happy, so it's ok! You understand right? And for me, got to see your pretty nail polish closeup haha... um... sorry if that's weird I don't know what I'm saying lol. Lol? Oh yeah I guess I did say that out loud heh heh. Um ok anyways... I love how enthusiastic you get around your friends. It makes me... yearn... for youuuuuuu... -r attention. Your attention. The way you perk up when you get excited makes me perk up when I get excited too! What do I mean? Sorry. I don't know.

It's not- you know you have a really nice clothing style? It's like hehe cute like I love how sometimes your dress matches the color of your panties? You're very thorough hehe.... oh um? I didn't mean to-! But you're wearing pants right now because it's winter? I guess you are. Not really the time to be wearing a dress um... you still look good in jeans though I don't know if that's weird I'm sorry if it is ha. I'm not sure if that's ok to say because I don't want to make you uncomfortable you know? I mean I could if you wanted me to haha- or um like... like... if we were playing together in um a video game. Like competitively. But I don't want to compete with you. Dresses are just so so so nice like if you go near the bottom of them like you can get a smell of um that area in the panties- like the panties- is it ok to say pussy, like is that sexist or mean?- ok so like it can sometimes be nice to have like kind of uhhhh wafts from like the uh pussy area? Like if there's like kind of pubic hair sticking out especially. But I'm not saying yours! Like I don't know what um yours smells like. I'm sorry. I'm fumbling the bag um. That's not to say I think. I'm sorry if this is manipulative, but um... um ok so I have this thing it's- it's- it's autism. I'm not trying to be weird ah.

I was thinking though you look pretty though when I walked behind you. You have peetty hair by the way. You just... you just... it just smells nice. How do I know what it smells like? Oh um maybe it's like the wind I guess, and you have perfume? Perfume doesn't go in hair? Really? Like not yours I'm guessing? Um sorry. Maybe. I don't know I guess ok like I don't want you to feel uncomfortable with me I just I don't know maybe it could have been like sometimes how you randomly remember a smell, and something maybe just reminded you of it. Like something you're familiar with I don't know. Like familiar looking at with. I guess um yeah... technically I was looking at you, but you know sometimes I look to the side because like... autism... does that kinda. So it wasn't like all you um...

You're just really sweet, and I want to get to know you better. Like I'm sorry if this is like too close-ish, but I thought I'd like to walk to a restaurant with you, and we can hold hand there a bit. Or we can just do it if you still like me or whatever on the walk back. I don't want you to feel trapped like you have to let me um like touch you, and then you're trapped at the restaurant... if that makes sense?

I don't know how else that would go. I feel like it's realistic-ish, but I wouldn't... idk... Idk how a woman could respond back to me even in a ro scenario. I'm not that into rp ig, but I like being the awkward creeeee- eep idk I feel gross about it though. I'm so fixated on sex and having a girlfriend, it's going to make talking to women hard irl. Yall probably like that on here if you're on reddit though. Hopefully I'm your type or something idk in one way or another. Stay safe though. Mwah 😐 (autistic smile).

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