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22 [m4f] can I just... consensually creep on you?
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Shoddy_Walrus_3791 is a male age 22 looking for a female
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I bet you have a beautiful smile. :) ...beautiful panties too. What color are your panties darling? Do you always wear panties? Oh! Hehe... I bet you take them off for all the studs too... mmm... Have you ever cut yourself... down there? In your - hehe - special place? No? Hehe that's ok... You'd look really cute with a second slit darling. REALLY cute hehe. Another slit for my cock, huh? I wonder what the outside of your vagina feels like... not the lips silly hehe, your other slit... mmm... I want to feel all your tendons wrap around me as I look for the right angle to kiss the walls of your vagina with my cock from the outside. Or something romantic like that. I could smell your hair and take... take some pubes... if you don't mind :<

Hi, it's normal me now lol. I don't want you to think I... would do this in real life. I am not a serial killer (off to a great start lol), nor a stalker (too lazy even if I wanted to). I'm not even horny right now... I just... I don't know. It's just sometimes I get these urges- look you see a hot woman on the street and sometimes you just want to hehe... touch her skin or something... You know. Just a little... um... jerking off while she's in bed, and I can hear her breathing... so close... You understand, right? Ok so basically it's just fantasy, but it probably wouldn't surprise you with how little irl women experience I have that I'd... jump at the opportunity to grind into your calves... ha. This is the part, jokes aside, where I tell you I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't want to hurt anybody. There. I don't really want to cum neither. I guess... I just want to feel, um, creepy... HEHE

Ok yeah so please be 18 and not a brat or expecting me to talk about idk... I just want to be heard ig. Yeah I'll be talking about sex, but I won't masturbate right now. But again, 18 and not a brat and that's pretty much it ig. Hmu, can't wait to talk about what you'd look like with no eyelids :)

(or wear your skin... or something...)

Mwah 😘

And like ok, I guess you can be a brat, I think I can love brats, but just don't make me have a breakdown ok? It'll just be a disappointment for the both of us if you start... telling me what to do or play-teasing me because if you need that then you're probably not my type, speaking from experience (god there's so many of you lol). Ok this part is probably not sexy I should stop and bye and hopefully hi (in my dms) ok bye :)

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a female
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3 months ago