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I am horny. I forget what happened in LotR.
I’ve seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy twice. I always enjoy it, but I retain almost nothing. I’d love for you to remind me what happens in those fucking movies.
I like conversations about things unrelated to sex while I’m getting myself off. If you’d be up for listening to me over the phone while talking with me about the movies, message me with your favorite character.
You are, of course, welcome to join me in rubbing one out. Even more so if you’ve got a deep voice and get a bit grunty. But please, do your job. We’re here to talk nerdy shit.
I’m only available for phone calls. I have a Google voice number and don’t use the apps. I’m too horny to change my system tonight.
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