Looking for someone who should be okay with existing in a state of low-key indifference.
Must understand that âgoing outâ means either visiting the creepiest antique store we can find or judging people silently from a dark corner of a coffee shop.
Qualities Iâd appreciate: finds joy in sarcastic comments, enjoys dark humor, finds small talk painful, and possessing the rare ability to disappear whenever life feels too people-y. Must be fluent in side-eye and know how to deliver one-liners that leave everyone around us uncomfortable.
If youâre good at disappearing into the background at parties or willing to fake an emergency to get us out of them, thatâs a plus.
So, if youâre slightly dead inside, over most people, and think the world looks better with a healthy dose of sarcasm, consider this your invitation. But seriously, itâs whatever.
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