Forgive me for the hard sell I needed ur attention. I haven’t given a real massage since a big breakup this year and I’m dying to put these masseuse hands on a cute butt.

Look this ain’t just for sex (but maybe we can eat each other if we like each other a lot) I just legit love giving massages. I’m not actually that experienced and when I see those masahista bios on Grindr I don’t know if they actually mean it or not (haven’t met anybody on that scary app yet). I do mean it though and I wanna prove it.

I’ll put a sheet over my bed and a towel to cover ya so you ain’t cold, you have a choice between jojoba oil, coconut oil, or rose scented almond oil. I choose the playlist/podcast, but you can give suggestions. I tend to give hard massages but you can give me live feedback

Ummmm right so I’m like an NB, femboy, e-girl, whatever doesn’t matter to me. Peeps tend to call me ma’am and sir interchangeably and I dig it. Pronouns dun rly matter. I’m called pretty or handsome depending on the angle and I’ve got a fluid twink/twunky/trans bod. It’s hard to find fellow drinkers of the gender fluid

I might also play some jazz guitar at you lol if the mood takes me.

Hard sell over. Massage, noodles, then cuddle maybe?

Oh right, simplify for the audience:

-me massage you

-you a genderfluid person (I got no specific ideas what that is it’s chill ya know?)

-comfy with being nekkie

-my place

-tom night

-im gonna knead ur neck shoulders buns and calves

-buy me a snacc or help me fold my clothes idk mebbe just cuddle me I dun rly care

-idk send me a picture? i’ll do the same. im kinda picky but don’t let that discourage u pls

(If my body is too sore after rollerskating tomorrow night maybe you could massage me instead? But don’t worry I keep my promises)

edit: oh ya 23 and up please, let's not be messy about it