Hello! I am here, once again, trying my luck to meet someone I can hang out with and do dumb stuff with cos I’m tired of thinking. I am down for some discourse but please, let us be dumb on most days! This guy here is a student and my program requires me to think and even do mental gymnastics! So, let us be fun, wild even, and just chill por favor!

About me: I’m dang cute and hilarious as fuck. I mean, you can pretty much sense it from how I wrote this. I’m so unserious and very forward at the same time like I judge someone so hard that I might hurt them with just one word, or just a gesture. I am not mean! I am just honest. I am from one of the big four (it doesn’t matter but y’all be mentioning that shit too much so might as well let y’all know). I talk a lot (fucking obvious). I am cute. Oh, I already said that! My physique is fine. My doctor told me I’m healthy so there’s that. I stand 5’5” tall. When I kneel, I think I’m only 3’ so yeah, check if that would hit exactly where it should be. I stay in QC on weekdays, and South on weekends.

About you: You are cute as fuck, too, cos I might bring you to family gatherings (just in case)! You must be wise at the very least cos liking men is already a very low standard so might s well find someone smart (like me)! You can be hot like taller than me, moreno, and chinito. But that’s just an ideal (I really wish tho). But please be taller than me and cute at least. Lol. Lastly, you can match my energy so we can explode together. A little specific but I like guys who are masungit around people but so soft in private. Can be from or around QC or Alabang because that’s where I stay, of course.

If you are the one, then you better hit me up!