As you drove to work this morning, you noticed that the temperature is quickly creeping down and pretty soon you'll be freezing your ass off. While you were at lunch you got a text from your girlfriend about how inflation keeps creeping up and now you can only afford the mini size candies for Halloween. Today was supposed to be your day but instead you spent it listening to your co-worker describe her in-grown toenail in detail...how can you ever recover and make this week a winner?
Easy! Talk to me and see if we can arrange to take care of YOUR needs for a change. I may not understand the demands you are under, but I do know that a full, deep tissue massage from strong, experienced hands is often the first step towards a stress-free week. Combine that with an incredible, tireless tongue and nimble fingers, and you're in for one hell of an evening. No need for reciprocation, though I will expect some fire conversation and a high-five or two afterwards.
A little about me: I'm a pretty awesome early 30's white male that owns a financial consulting company. When I'm not trolling Reddit for ladies in need, you can find me hiking, backpacking, skiing... basically anything outdoors. I have a wicked sharp and slightly inappropriate sense of humor, and you'll rarely catch me passing judgement, unless you wear Crocs. I can host in South Jersey, just over the bridge, or come to you.
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