You've had a rough week. You went in to the stylist hoping for that Kaley Cuoco Big Bang haircut, but you came out looking like Ellen after a few too many cocktails. The manager on duty was a fucking idiot who wouldn't even offer you a full refund, and now you're fuming because your piece of shit ex-husband forgot to pick the kids up again. This was supposed to be your night off, and instead you need to rush around with a bunch of ungrateful teenagers and get them to their sleepover before you can unwind. You're worried that your life is just chaos and your Big Bang is never coming.
Well have no fear, your knight in managerial armor is here! I'm a mid-30's, mid-level manager that would love to meet you at your local Dunkin Donuts after you drop your kids off at that sleep-over. Complain to me about all of the problems other, shittier managers can't solve while we enjoy delicious cream filled pastries. Once we get to know each other we can sneak outside, where you can enjoy an after-snack cigarette in the back of your mini van while I go down on you, to completion, like any good manager would. A short drive will lead us to my hotel, where I'll continue to put my tireless tongue to use and eventually make you my own cream filled pastry.
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