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44 [F4M] #PhillyBurbs Hello, and welcome to this week’s episode of “Find My AP!”
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Meet our contestant, a 44 year old married woman from the Philadelphia area. Here’s some info for our viewers:
- 5’5” and curvy, could definitely lose a few pounds but she claims to be working on that 🙄
- Speaks fluent sarcasm and has a somewhat dark sense of humor
- Enjoys traveling, live music, and Philly sports teams
- College graduate with a professional career
Join us on our journey as we try once again for the elusive connection with a normal adult - one who can not only read, but can also follow directions by only responding if they fit the below criteria:
- Married
- Not looking to change either home situation
- Between the ages of 37-47 (No 20-somethings trying to “shoot their shot”, please)
- In/around the Philadelphia area and willing to meet up if/when the time is right
- Serious about OPSEC
- Didn’t vote for the Cheeto (sorry not sorry, kind of a deal breaker)
- Knows that “alot” is not a word
- Will not send unsolicited dick pics in their initial message
Do you think you have what it takes to be our contestant’s next AP? If so, please enter the contest by sending her a message explaining why you think you would be a good fit for this role. Bonus points if you can make her laugh.
No purchase necessary, terms and conditions apply. Be sure to spay and neuter your pets. Be kind, rewind.
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a female
Age
44
Looking For
a male
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