Good evening, early birds of Philly! My request is on a bit of an accelerated deadline, so I’ll just get right to it: I’m meeting a girl for a brunch date tomorrow morning. She’s cute, sweet, smart, and funny – you know, a catch. I’m really into her, but that’s where the problem comes in: I’ve been insanely horny the last week. Like, jerk off 3 times to start every morning kind of horny. I’m worried that letting sex become my overriding thought during the date will be a surefire way to unintentionally act weird the entire time and not get another one.
So that’s where you (hopefully) come in! Everyone knows the old trick of masturbating before a date, but as detailed above, I have good reason to think that won’t work this time. So I’d love to take it up a notch and see if a blowjob will do the job more effectively! I’m not particularly picky about how you look, just please be clean. All I need is a woman who has a lovely smile and knows that’s the second best thing she can do with her mouth. It’d also probably help if you had the kind of personality to put up with stupid jokes like that.
As for me, I’m a 26 year old guy living alone in center city (so hosting is no problem). I’m 5’9 with a beard, a bit of a dad bod, and a 6” dick. I’m into history, video games, and all types of sports. I’m also DDF but 420 friendly, so I’m not opposed to a little wake n bake either lol. And I’d love to meet for a quick coffee first if time allows it!
Hope to hear from some of you soon!
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