Let's try this again, again... again now that my and everyone else's seasonal affective disorder is kicking in.
Be my pen pal. There are some requirements. For starters, you should be interested in unloading about all manner of things: philosophy, psychology, sociology, science, technology, pop culture, fashion, art, sex, kink, cars, absolutely nerdy things like sci-fi, anime, comic books, video games, whatever. Interesting sh*t. I mean, really just be bored and f*cking lonely like everyone else in this smartphone age (whether or not most admit it), but instead of doom scrolling your parasocial activity of choice, you're taking a step back toward real socialization, only with no expectations or apprehension because we don't know each other's identities and the weirder you are the better for me. Besides, this profile will tell you waaay too much about my deviancies for you to feel reserved about anything.
Now maybe you're thinking to yourself--well wait, what does my gender have to do with it then? Well, you might call me shallow, but I want to engage in this level of conversation with someone I would potentially interested in amorously IRL--satisfying a desire for interesting conversation and attraction all at once. No Idgaf what you really look like, but I would prefer if you're liberal, bdsm sub leaning, polyish, smol or play smol, and under 35 to further that imaginary attraction. Also it's kinda fun knowing we live in the same city but don't know each other. Hey isn't that similar to a plot of a movie? Say the title of the movie you think it is when you respond to me so I know that you know that I know that you know how to read.
Sincerely,
Anonymous
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