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46 [M4A] #westphilly - The Reason for the Squeezin
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subversivesmiles is a male age 46 looking for anyone in westphilly
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Sure, the holidays are rough with so many errands and lists and balls… um halls to deck. So let’s make it easier for you.

I’m making this list of possible holiday songs to sing. Check it twice and let me know where you fall on the naughty/nice spectrum.

  • O Christmas Tree πŸ˜πŸŽ„- invite me over to give your Christmas Tree the treatment it deserves. Let’s get lit and give us all a reason to celebrate.

  • O Holy Night πŸ§ŽπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‡ - I fall on my knees and you might hear the angels voices…

  • O Come Emmanuel πŸ’¦πŸ˜… - we use our hands to work together to make sure we are all covered in the spirit of the lord.

  • Ma'Oz Tzur πŸ•Žβœ‘οΈ - we bring out your labia menorah so we can anoint each other with our sacred oil.

Or come up with a carol of your own. The important thing is that we put the β€œO” back into the holidays.

Looking forward to making your spirit bright and jingling your bells. πŸ””

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