Just want to give a big shout out to all you Drexel and UPenn girls around my work that are making my horny cock throb today.

I love how many of you girls just cannot help To show it off on these beautiful warm days.

So many fucking crop tops… ugh. Driving me crazy.

To the cute blonde in the Boba Tea spot next to smash burger. Yes, I was so blatant and persistent with the way I checked you out when I was walking by. I’m not sorry. I wanted you to catch me. Your “crop top” was little more than a bra really, and you looked soooo fucking good.

I love you all, and I know I’m not the only one. Please keep it up, I’m on a job site with a bunch of gnarly dudes all day, and being able to admire you all as I take a walk for lunch or coffee or even just step off site to take a break really does make for such a better day.

If you were looking good today and heard a guy say something like “fuck me you’re beautiful” as he passed you, that was me. I try not to cat call but sometimes I just can’t resist expressing myself.