Shamelessly stolen from /r/washingtondc

The William Penn statue obviously has the biggest (literally) advantage, but could it climb down successfully from the top of City Hall? Rocky has the best natural fighting skills, but all he has is his fists while other statues have weapons. The Rizzo statue could presumably order the PPD to shoot the other statues while they “resist arrest”. Would any of the statues dare touch Nick Foles?

My dark horse candidates are the random Don Quixote statue at 2nd and Girard, and the Tamenay statue in Old City

Edit: this is a really fun thread, learning about all sorts of public art I didn't know existed. thanks everyone!