It's tiring - getting asked by your titos and titas why you're still single at your age. Masarap din ang maranasan yung totoong love. Surely, gusto lang natin magkaroon ng partner na sisira sa cycle natin ng mga maling tao - be that nag-iisang 'tama' sa mundo kong puro 'mali'.

If it works, then that's good. If it didn't, at least we tried. Of course I want it to work. Masakit yung paulit-ulit na heartbreak. Are you ready to read something detailed?

About me:

✅ 7/10, pero 10/10 kay mom May days na literal 6/10, especially kapag nasa bahay at hindi naman nakaayos or kaya bad hair day with a dash of laziness.

✅ Wears glasses Kaka-computer ko kasi yan.

✅ 5'6 in height I wish I was taller, pero jumping every New Year doesn't work. Hindi din ako napainom ng Cherifer nung bata ako.

✅ On the chubby side Nakakatakbo pa naman ako at kaya pang abutin ang mga paa para magsuot ng medyas. I'd say I'm like a Care Bear, may tamang love handles and cushions lang for good and warm hugs.

✅ Working Professional I work in the creative side of the corporate world - a multimedia artist, and I've been in this industry for almost 1 decade na. I work in BGC pero taga-Cavite po ako.

✅ Financially okay Dahil nga working adult na, may bills na din. But, if may extra, we can go out. I'm willing to split the bill and hindi magpapalibre, don't worry.

✅ Clean and may etiquette I have a extra-strong sense of smell kasi. I also try my best to be articulate when speaking, lalo na in English. Most of the time, I try to practice proper posture din.

✅ Degree holder Hindi man ako from the Big 4 but I graduated naman from an NCAA university, circa 2015.

✅ Weak against women with kilig smiles Kryptonite ko yung mga may mga nice smiles - smiles na(not teeth ha)

✅ Emotionally available Intact naman ang emotions ko so believe me when I say na I'd rather talk to and understand you than argue with you. At my age, nakaka-stress ang makipagbardagulan, ipagluluto na lang kita nang huminahon ka.

✅ PC Gamer & Streamer I love playing games on my PC and geek stuff like Star Trek makes me geek out, parang si Sheldon Cooper pero mas malaman ang katawan.

✅ Loves singing and plays piano by ear I prefer singing broadway (took 2 summers of musical theater) ballads, and mga oldies, since I was heavily influenced by my parents.

✅ Cat person and former cat dad I tend to baby-talk to every cat I see, be it a stray sa BGC or other people's pets.

✅ Marunong kumilos sa bahay at magluto We don't have maids sa bahay so nasanay ako na pinapakilos sa gawaing bahay.

✅ Hetero-leaning bi I just want to put it out here for transparency. This just means na I still want a woman hanggang pagtanda.

What will you get in return? 🍃 Taga-good morning, good afternoon, and good night Walang nagsasabi niyan sayo? Sa akin din, actually.

🍃 Taga paalala na kumain ka at uminom ng tubig Mag-aalala ako nyan.

🍃 Mahilig mag-send ng updates and random photos Sana hindi ka mairita. Haha.

🍃 Life-sized teddy bear mo Hinay-hinay lang sa mga panggigigil sa braso, okay?

🍃 Makes time to reply Unless work demands my complete attention lang but I will do my best to give a heads up

🍃Your eat-and-run buddy Willing ako na samahan ka with escaping from parties or going places like cafés or back home

🍃Tagabitbit ng shopping bags / grocery bags mo Hindi ako mahihiyang pumasok ng Watsons and pick stuff for you, lalong-lalo na magbuhat ng mga pinamili mong make-up and kung anik-anik

🍃Gaming buddy A PC gamer pero willing maglaro ng mobile or console games kasama ka, and hindi ka ita-trashtalk

🍃Mapag-hihingahan ng sama ng loob on your bad days Dito ka lang sa akin, magpahinga muna

🍃Kaibigan / Ka-ibigan Hopeless Romantic ka din? Gusto mo ng loyal guy? Baka sakaling mag-work, let's go! Dying Pokémon na kami. Haha.

🍃Maginoo pero medyo malikot (pero nilulugar) I guess I'm a gentleman on the streets, but can be a beast under the sheets. Haha. I want us to form an intimate bond that surpasses physicalities.

🍃Tagasundo ng lasing Wala po akong bisyo so kung sakali man na ikaw ay napasobra ng inom, I gotchu

🍃Online Diary mo How was your day? Gusto mo mag kwento? Mag reklamo? Kamusta ka? One click away lang ako. Papakinggan kita.

🍃Physical touch, quality time, and words of affirmation

In case you need a guide on the kind of woman I'm searching for, here you go:

🌸 Age is a touchy subject, but if you think you can be with a 30-year old big guy, then come in!

🌸 For the height, as long as mas malaki ka sa Hydroflask ko, you're good...perhaps 4'0 and up?

🌸 Taga-Cavite takes priority (Imus, Dasmariñas, Bacoor, Gentri, Silang, Trece, Molino) but is willing to travel to Alabang or BGC

🌸 Ideally, I'd prefer a petite/normal body type since I'm a big guy na (para ako lang ang plus-size sa relationship natin HAHA), but I also love women with the right amount or curviness and love handles. 🫰

🌸 Mabait po sana - maawa kayo sa mental health ko

🌸 With the right amount of clinginess kasi willing akong i-reciprocate and i-tolerate yan. Hehehe.

🌸 For hobbies - the geekier, the better! Preferably, you're a gamer din (plus if PC gamer) para we can spoil each other with games and game merch. Haha. If you love singing, that's a plus too kasi pwede tayo mag-duet!

🌸 Cute...negotiable po ito ay hindi mandatory.

🌸 EMOTIONALLY intelligent

🌸 Sana din INTERESTED ka talaga sa akin. I want to experience a love where we're both so into each other.

Important notes:

🐱 I'm okay with messaging and calls. Nakakapagod din sa thumbs ang mag-type nang mag-type. I'm definitely okay with meet ups AS LONG AS you're comfortable with the idea.

🥲I'm still in the process of improving myself - slowly but surely. If we fall in love and I'm still at this point in life, I pray only for your patience, understanding, and the promise that you will still be there with me, because I will be there you as well. I'll be your partner in life's ups and downs. I'll still be there kahit may tampuhan tayo.

It's a weird and a VERY LONG post, I know. I don't want to waste your time and I don't want to fool around kasi kaya detailed na yan. I'm really hoping na you can be my pahinga. Thank you for reading this until the end, I really appreciate it.

If you reached this part of the post, type UWU sa message mo. 😅