Hi there!

I’m feeling pretty under the weather tonight and, not gonna lie, I’m totally drug-induced right now (don’t worry, it’s legal medication). Honestly, I just need someone to keep me company – the meds have me feeling a bit loopy, and I could really use a good voice call to distract me.

About me: I’m 30, on the heavier side (but working on it!) and a mix of chaotic and chill energy – think bookworm who loves well-planned adventures. I’m big on making detailed itineraries and finding the best spots for food, views, or just chill vibes. I can talk endlessly about random things like travel, true crime, or the weirdest fun facts you’ve never heard. I’m also a big fan of the Assassin’s Creed franchise (Syndicate is my all-time fave – Evie Frye is a queen! ). Add to that my love for deep convos, Harry Potter (Slytherin supremacy btw), and nerding out over games and journaling. Oh, and fair warning, my voice is a bit raspy at the moment because of the colds – so you might get some Phoebe Buffay “sexy phlegm” vibes . Oh, and I promise, I’m nice .

About you: Ideally, you’re someone who’s down for a chat and can handle my random tangents. You don’t have to be a master conversationalist, but a sense of humour and a little patience would go a long way. Bonus points if you’re into quirky convos, love sharing fun stories, or are great at storytelling! Oh, and having a nice, deep voice is definitely a bonus – because let’s be real, it makes everything sound cooler.

We can talk about anything – life, memes, dreams, or even just sit in comfortable silence while I try not to sound like a Polyjuice Potion gone wrong. If this sounds like your vibe, hit me up! Let’s chill