This was a long time ago. My ex and I had broken up for about a week. During this time she decided that her and my little sister were now best friends and she would come by the house everyday. I also noticed a new man driving her car around d the neighborhood... Still she visited... Everyday.

So one day I anticipated her visit, I intended on leaving as soon as she arrived, knowing she would park directly behind my car to cause maximum disruption. I was right.

When she arrived a said "please move your car, I have to leave" to which she said "you can move it... I responded with "I am not your boyfriend, you move it"... She wouldn't move it so I finally relented and asked for the keys...

Plan was working exactly as I planned. I took her keys and moved her car, but whilst inside I took a condom from my jacket that I had filled with odourless moisturizing cream, tied, then covered in lube... And I put it under the passengers seat for someone to find at a later date.

Everybody who knew this girl knew that she wouldn't have used a condom, guy had been in the car alone at times, suspicion was created at every angle.

Still quite pleased with myself tbh.