I would buy the world largest Alpine Coaster (you know the sled that runs on rails and you can make yourself go faster or slower) that goes from Kings Park all the way down to Ozone reserve at the end of Langley park. At the end of the Alpine Coaster there would be a free marshmallows to eat but also to protect riders from crashing into walls. I think in the business we call that a win win.

Now I’m no Barryl Zemplis but

UPDATE: I wrote and interacted with this thread last night after having too many Denzel Frothingtons while watching the late night/early morning Olympics at around 1am. Surprisingly woke up to how this thread has grown and seeing legit answers now being added. What a time to be alive!