Hello, hope you're having a brill weekend. Been watching the Olympics all day pretty much. Watching it from my sofa, eating biscuit after biscuit, thinking about what I'd do better than these professional athletes. The way of the lazy bastard. The opening ceremony was pretty mad but when all the teams were crusing down the Seine all I could think about was how much that river stinks. I dread to think how horrible it would be to have some of the river water splash up and land in your mouth as you're smiling and waving to the camera. Not nice at all.

Anyway, in the market for some new mates. That includes you. Other than scorning at the Olympics, I also enjoy music, travel, cooking, art, reading, history, learning about different cultures etc. Pretty much the same as everyone else, I'm not going to pretend like I'm an ultra unique eclectic twat.

Please fire a message over if you're interested. If not fair enough, hope you still have a great weekend. Cheers. Goodbye.