I'm obsessed with women's asses, they're just amazingly sexy. I like kissing them, licking them, fucking them, sniffing them. And I find it incredibly hot when women fart. Sadly, this is apparently quite the taboo thing, which I don't really get, but here we are.
That's where you come in: I love asses, I'd like to love yours. As incredibly cheesy as that is to say, it's exactly what I'm looking for.
Now for some disclaimers: yes, I'm married. My wife knows I'm here and encourages me to find someone into this; she has a beautiful ass, but this isn't quite her thing. I, also, have IBD, which means my stomach hates me and, sometimes, that makes scheduling a little harder and it means it's a lot easier for me to host than the opposite.
Finally, if looks matter: I'm 6'4", 180 lbs., I haven't been able to go to the gym in a few years (that IBD thing), but I still have an athletic build; I'm white, blue eyes, short dark brown hair. Looks, race, age, and what not, don't really matter to me, I'm just looking for someone interested and curious.
If you're on the fence and have any questions or concerns, or anything like that, please let me know; I'm an open book - and wide open to any suggestions as well, I'd love to hear about anything that'd increase your enjoyment.
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