I never said I was good at keeping plants alive. I just like spending money on them, watering them too much and watching them die, helplessly.
Now that you know my secret, let’s proceed.
Firstly, yes. Sex is absolutely on the table. Let’s smash.
Secondly, I’m what the people call BBW. Junk. In. My. Trunk. But don’t worry. My excellent desire to be fit keeps me healthy. That and those stupid ass huge Stanley mugs that white girls like myself are obsessed with really do work in helping me stay super hydrated. So, I try.
Thirdly, I really don’t know what I want. I just got out of a relationship. So, I may be ready for one, but I may not be. If you’re gonna fuck and then ghost me, that won’t work either.
Lastly, my friend who has found apparent success (e.g. she gets mad dick) through posting here has said that to inquire about a photo of your face. Of course I’d be happy to send you one!
So, as I have observed in other posts - please message or DM me (or however this works) a photo. Also tell me something about ya.
Oh and p.s. this is my first time posting. Please do not make me want to shred my eyeballs by sending your (which I’m sure is very lovely) junk. K? Thanks. Talk soon!
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