Last night, I went into work after hours to assist with some end of month duties. This is not something I normally do but I'm covering parts of a sick (not COVID related) colleague's position. Another colleague and myself were working in an area where large windows take up most of one wall. Over the course of a few hours, we saw several people come and stand in the relatively sheltered corner outside this window to smoke a cigarette. Smoking is prohibited on the property but, as this was after hours, I imagine none of these people were expecting anyone to chase them off or ask them to leave. By the time the fourth or fifth person came to loiter, it was old hat to me and I barely noticed anymore.

"Oh! She isn't..?" I suddenly heard my coworker exclaim loudly. I looked up to see what was the cause for her question. "She is!" my coworker almost shouted, answering the original question.

I followed my colleague's line of sight to one of the large windows and immediately saw the "she" being referred to. A raven-haired woman was standing on the other side of the glass and had, in one swift movement, pulled down her pants, ever so slightly, to reveal a sliver of her pale upper thighs. Just as quick, she immediately squatted and released a torrent of liquid from between her legs. Due to the angle she was positioned and the low light, I couldn't make out any details of her slit but I watched as a glimmering puddle spread beneath her. She remained like that for several seconds, a thick stream jetting out from her into the fast-growing puddle. Then she stood up straight, pulling her pants up with her, and walked away without so much as looking back.

"Why couldn't she have at least went into the alley? I really didn't need to witness that right in front of us."

I nodded in false agreement, "I'm going to put on another pot of coffee. Do you want any?"

"I'd love some," my coworker replied appreciatively.

And on my way home later that night, I pulled my car over on a quiet residential street so that I could let the coffee run its course through me.