In the US, it’s that time of the year again—it’s time to file our taxes. I don’t even know where to begin. There’s been a lot of activity in the past year. From opening new money market accounts to investing in a variety of stocks, it’s been overwhelming since I’ve received healthy returns on all of them. And don’t even get me started on all the money I’ve spent on Dommes. I don’t know enough about the tax code to know how to handle those expenses. I see there’s an IRS form that documents losses from theft, so maybe it’s appropriate to list my findom expenses there.

Geez, maybe I should just hire an accountant this year. But revealing all my kinky financial activities to an accountant would be so embarrassing. So I guess the next best thing is to hire a Domme to help me with my taxes. What could possibly go wrong?

(With all the recent bait, I figured I’d get in on the fun.)