I was in Germany with a colleague to lay some fiber cables a few weeks ago. Laying the cables involved messuring it so we had to splice on connectors on both sides to plug in the messuring device. As my colleague was messuring from his side I had to shit already for 3h. I was desperate for some me time, since this trip involved living together in a small apartment, not a single bed hotel room, where I usually can enjoy myself sometimes.

So I thought "why not do it now?". So I took 2 pieces of tissue from the box I had with me to clean the fibers and put them inside my underpants. As soon as the telephone call was over with the other guy I gave a little push. I stood some time in the manhole and preped the fibers, before walking a few meters into the bushes nearby and dumping out my load. Had just a small skidmark where the poop missed the tissue.