GOOSBERRY: Would hand out granola bars, sugar free candies, and tangerines; would politely lecture kids on the importance of a healthy diet if they complain. COYLE: Would angrily open the door and throw candy in the faces of the children while yelling “Scram, ya commie trash!” EASTERMAN: Would only give out one type of generally unliked candy the entire evening, unless he sees a group of kids in a group costume that requires planning to pull off well KNOTH: Would give out crackers or communion wafers VAL: Would only open the door and give the kids candy if they had a cool costume MARTA: Would give out mints without speaking a word and while making constant eye contact NICK AND LAIRD: Nick would give out full sized candy cars, while Laird would give out bite size candy bars LOUTERMILCH: Yeah…I don’t want to think about what Loutermilch would do if he were given candy and access to unsupervised children BLAIR: Would only give the kids candy if they agreed to give him some of theirs GLUSKIN: Would unwittingly give out way too much candy to the point that the kids’ parents would make them give some back to him MANERA: Would give out homemade candy that is too sweet and is really unhealthy TRAGER: Would hold out two fists to the kid and claim that one has 3 pieces of candy while the other has just 1, and then ask the kid to choose a fist. They’d always end up choosing the fist with one piece of candy in it, as Trager would actually lie to them and always have just one piece of candy in each fist. WALKER: Would give out full sized candy bars and tell the kids to make sure to eat the whole thing so they can grow big and strong THE TWINS: Would leave a candy bowl out, but would take turns keeping watch from their window if any kids try to take too much WERNICKE: Would give out some kind of very unheard of and old candy that the kids would either throw away, or give to their parents