In one of his voice lines, Coyle shrieks that his country is “going to shit”, with his voice sounding like it’s close to bursting into tears.

If he think that America is going to shit before 1963, which was a time where Jim Crow laws were still in place, Roe v. Wade hadn’t happened yet, and gay marriage was universally illegal…just imagine how utterly enraged he’d be at all times if he was teleported to modern day America lol.

He’d probably start banging his head against a wall in a delirious rage after finding out what drag queen story hour is, and would begin screaming and clawing at his own scalp in public upon seeing an interracial couple walking down the street uninterrupted.

(Note: This post is not me showing sympathy for Coyle, but just amusement at how outlandishly angry he’d probably get at things that shouldn’t bother the average, healthily raised person).