Sorry. Sorry. I'm here to interrupt your regularly scheduled dick and asshole showing to make a tiny formal request. I would like 1. Just. One I'm not greedy after all. One human lady to get to know. I will treat them well! No need to worry. We will go on picnics and steal candy from babies during Halloween. We need ambiguous easy to change costumes and we will just rush groups of little ones and steal their do. Also fringe benefit, babies love offering me their candies anyway. So. There will be lots of laughter. thats pretty much the standard with me. Like. The bare minimum. That you will laugh, I can't tell you about the other stuff since no one seems to believe me till it happens. So boring.

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What do I want? I'm offering you this fun cool experience, I must want your organs or something. AS is the only fucking thing people seem to think here if I'm not asking for vagina or sucky suck. I want to engage in something completely unheard of.

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You. A stranger. Me. A stranger. We talk and get to know each others with that in mind! We see if we have similar values. If we don't. We move on. Mine are iron clad, uncompromisable. Integrity. Loyalty. Etc. If you don't embody those? Wow. You suck! Move along! If you do? Wow You are cool! Move forward! If we enjoy each others company virtually we can... literally go on to do whatever we want together.

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Since.

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we.

are

both

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single.

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MMK?

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Maybe we just meet up once a week and play games. ANd that becomes our thing. Lame. But. Whatever.

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Maybe we end up discovering we both are cuddly monsters and want to snuggle the ever loving donkey out of each other. Better. Still not great.

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Or maybe. Just maybe. wE end up enjoying each others company as human beings and doing a variety of activities together, when we want, and nothing together when we don't want. And just have a normal healthy ongoing interaction that can go higher, never lower. I won't entertain lower. If you try to push me towards lower. I'm a fucking smooth brain. I'll play along? Obviously. Does that mean you got me? No. Not at all. I'll get bored and leave. It happens. EVERY time. Not sometimes. Every time.