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My friend and I came out with a hypothesis. Not whipping out my dick is likely seen as a bigger red flag than if I did whip out my dick. It's Schrodinger's dick pic. Maybe if I upload a random dick you guys would be more receptive to my message?
And it's a good one at that.
You single? Want to do fun things with someone who is tall, bathes, and will care about you?
And "fun" how I'd that become synonymous with fucking is beyond me. I'm perfectly capable of saying.
Hey, wanna suck? I mean. Fuck. Fuck and suck. I can say it. I don't need to say "fun" I'm not some romcom t.v character.
But I'm not saying it because as a starting point? That's weird. That's boring. I need a second pair of hands for my controllers. Someone that will let me win at go karts but not really. Who will try the food I make and won't tell me it's good when it FUCKING SUCKS.
And If down the line our genitals just HAVE to have each other then we are both single. And bathe regularly. So we can slap them together.
But I repeat if that's your primary goal. Your number one goal, we will not be compatible. Fucking a strangers hole doesn't even crack the top 10 things I want to do. Maybe not even 20? But I don't have an official list so it's hard to say. I might make one.
I know this is longer than you guys are used to. But. I'm bored and hungry and until my legs start moving again oh there we go. I'm done now.
Oh wait. I'm black. Y'all get real big mad when you find that out sometimes. It's fun. But also waste of time.
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