Ok. So. I'm looking for a single person to get to know. A woman. To spend time with. Eventually. Right out the gate? No. Of course not. I'm not gonna put on pants just to meet up with anyone. I could nap. Thats valuable nap time.

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I want to meet someone that has character. Hobbies. Goals. Bathes. Can listen as well as speak. I want..

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An ongoing interaction.

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Some of you will read this and somehow think I'm describing a friend with benefits. It has happened. A few times. Its fucking wild.

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If I want someone to come sit on my face, I can definitely fucking say that. But thats not a goal. That could happen. Down the line. Sure. I'm single. You're single. But as a starting point? I'll pass. There's no value in that to me.

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Especially since my immediate primary goal is to find someone I enjoy as a person. Similar hobbies? Goals? Values? That's more interesting to me. I know. I'm weird.

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Somehow some of you read my posts and think " oh, so hes asexual" theres like.

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Only 2 paths with you people, its fucking hilarious. Sad. But hilarious.

Even when I'm describing step by step what I want. My goals. My ideas.

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Wild. I'm laughing. can you hear it? I laugh loudly. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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I DON'T KNOW YOU.

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So we start out as strangers.

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Maybe you make me laugh. Maybe you're corny and you smell nice and I'm like, " I gotta see this girl more often" and then we hang out and then you brush your hand against my fro or something and suddenly you're sitting on my face.

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I 'd be fine with that, after we passed the steps. As a starting point? I mean MAYBE. Maybe we started out so well synced that it just happened and it feels like this is how it always should of been.

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It's just gotta go how it goes. I don't derail feelings because of time elapsed.

I got the writing bug tonight.

Drop an intro in my inbox and lets tango