Ok. So. I'm just gonna make this post and re upload it. So if you see it I'm still looking.

Ok. I know my goal here is so dramatically different from the norm that you people get WAY too weird about it. But like. Understand me and you understand my way.

I have not even the remotest. Tiniest. Miniscule interest in something casual. I'm not gonna share things about myself. Entertain and then meet up with someone.

One time. That is bonkers. That is insane to me. You don't even have a grasp of how insane. I don't want to invest my time or energy into something that will go. Nowhere.

I want to invest my time in someone who is either a silly or silly adjacent person I can kick it with long term. Potentially long term. Let me say that. Chances are you suck. It happens. Chances are you don't like how weird I get. Whatever. This is a declaration of intent, not a binding contract. If we don't work. I'm gonna go. No harm. Or you're gonna go.

But with this. You have an idea of my goals. But not my range.

Anyway some details.

I'm 6'1. Single. I'm not interested in someone who isn't 100% single. I have no interest in complicating my life. Meat out single lifestyle go CRAZY so to replace that with problems? Wild. No kids. None wanted. I like kids. None wanted. I don't do drugs, smoke or drink. What I am though is a fucking giant nerd. So instead of money for mari it's money for books.

I am looking for an ongoing interaction with a single woman. Friendly to start. Or. No. Friendly as a basis. This is not a platonic friendship post. If you approach that way you will expose yourself as a clown. Because it's me. Right here staying from top to bottom what my goal is. Don't project what you want into me. That's weird.

If I can't kick it with you as a friend. It's of no interest to me. Vagina ain't never run my life so hard that I'll put myself out for it.

I'm only looking for a single person. I don't know how some people read my posts but it scares me. " It sounds like you're looking for a fwb"

Where. Where. How are you reading that? This happens. A lot. I blame the nature of the internet. But. Also the lack of reading comprehension so I'll say the quiet parts even louder.

I'm not interested even remotely in a FWB.

Why?

Because the F is silent. The w is silent. It's all about the fucking just call it that. Fucking.

A real FWB would be amazing. A friend. Someone you genuinely like. You get to drain your balls into?( get balls drained into you). What's there not to like?

But just someone for fucking? Sounds boring.

Anyway. This isn't an invite for dating. I don't have the emotional bandwidth for that.

This is getting to know someone as a friend over a potentially long period of time while we live our lives. Separately and together.