I'm accutely aware of the environment I post in when I come here. I see all the dicks. All the balls. All the man butt. I understand people come here to release cum. Oceans of cum. I get it.

But understand. I have the cum too. I know, shocking. But that isn't my goal here. That's never been my goal anywhere. It's not a worthy goal. Or worthwhile. For me. My goal is apparently far beyond the understanding of normal men. As I tell my friends time and time again and they look at me with their slackened jaws and their confused eyes.

I don't know how else to word this shit other than with the utmost arrogance, apologies.

I want a partner. For. Things.

Going to book stores.

Testing recipes

Bouncing ideas off of.

Cuddling.

Watching movies.

Talking about movies

Going on walks

I can think of a dozen other things that would bring me more joy than cum release shenanigans. So when I post. It's mostly for those. Sorry.

If there was a less sexually charged central Florida based page I'd go there. Y'all out here giving me second hand aids and embarrassment. I say y'all cause 90% of my inbox is just dudes trying to pawn off their wives or girlfriends. Never their sisters. I'd take a sister or two.

The way I write some people usually end up thinking I'm asexual. Which is just. So fucking dumb. I'm not gonna put on my pants and meet up with someone just to fuck. I could be napping. All that time. I could be napping.

I didn't even mean to write this much, I just got kind of annoyed. It'll pass. After I hit post. It's like. I take the annoyance. Commit it to the page and just send it out of my body. Till I come back and see just. All the dick and balls.

Anyway. Yeah just looking for a single person to get to know and meet on the regular.

Preferably of the non cigarette smoking variety. Single. You know the usual shit.