Disclaimer: Long post below. Not looking to rent the U-haul anytime soon lol. I just don't want to spend 1-3 years of my youth before getting to the tough conversations and figuring out we're incompatible so I'm laying my cards on the table from the beginning. I live near Lakewood, don't want to do long distance so please be local to LA/LB/OC.

About myself: • Politically incorrect, laid-back, straightforward overthinker (not into beating around the bush but also not brutally honest as so many like to put it) • Boring homebody who works remote and lives at home with my immediate family (somewhat codependent tbh) and less than a handful of friends • In bed by 10pm at the latest during weekdays, more relaxed on weekends • Am a “live to eat” kind of person and eat takeout once or twice a week (usually on weekends) • High sex drive of at least 7-10 times per week (ideally at least 1-4 times a day with occasional 1-3 day breaks) • Don’t like using social media for communication outside of reddit/discord/good old fashioned texting (Android user)

Hobbies - Interests: • Try to watch TV/movies in my free time, mainly shows or football (soccer). Favorite shows include The Sopranos, Better Call Saul, The Office. Would be cool to dive into Buffy or HXH with someone (haven't watched either yet) • I like going on drives, walks on the beach, smoking weed on the weekends mainly • I'd like to live a more active lifestyle beyond walking around the house throughout the day so it'd be cool to share at least one physical hobby together • I really want to travel whether it be road tripping, truck camping, and/or international travel with a partner

Physical Traits - Aesthetic: • Latina of Central American descent with black hair/brown eyes • 24 years old, glasses wearer • 5’3”, size 10, mom bod • T-shirt and jeans kind of person

Values - Politics - Traits: • Lean center/right politically • Firm belief in a Christian God but overall non-denominational • Very into spending quality time together. Not into PDA but definitely lots of physical touch in private. • Don't want kids, have nothing against them (dislike terms like crotch goblins, etc) but I have never and do not have any desire to be a parent • Speak Spanish as a second language, not completely fluent. I communicate with my mother in Spanish.

Looking for - Outside of the bedroom: • Between 24 to 32 years old • Caucasian, East Asian, or Latino of Central American or South American descent • DDF, 420 friendly • Steady professional career or actively pursuing one • Someone who knows how to swim, likes the beach, drinks raw milk, eats red meat, and enjoys driving

Looking for - inside the bedroom: • STD tested • 6.5 inches, I need a bigger size to really feel sufficient pleasure during PIV which I enjoy the most • Dominant with the stamina to back it up • Someone who likes long makeout sessions and sensual touching • Condoms are always a must, unless you've had a vasectomy or are infertile

Dealbreakers: • Substance addictions • Open relationship/polygamy • Already has kids or wants kids • Atheist or agnostic • Tendency to yell or any other behavior that indicates anger issues

If you made it to this point, sincere thanks for reading all of this. All in all I'm looking for someone to hang out, have sex, smoke, travel, keep growing and hopefully grow old with.

I would like to meet within the first 1-3 weeks max of talking online. Not interested in sexting, sending nudes, online play, being a penpal, etc. This is for real and I'm not here to waste anyone's time.

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