Great title, right? Wrong? Either way…
With that jokey intro out of the way, I’m reaching out especially to women who have gone a while without an irl sexual partner and who are feeling down bad: I want to help you have the night of your life. I want to feel your legs quiver, hear your sighs and moans while my lips, tongue, and fingertips explore every inch of your body. It can be a one time arrangement or, if we really hit it off, we could become regular pillow partners.
About me: I’m from southern Orange County, dark haired, tan complexion. Raised on punk rock, I love raiding free libraries for used books I’ll forget to read and watching weird movies where you don’t understand the ending. Lame jokes are the key to my heart. For what it’s worth, I’m on the thicker side below the belt if that matters at all.
If you’re interested, PM me your age, location, and either a fun fact about yourself or your best bad joke.
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