Hey there,

It's me again, your friendly neighborhood dragon mod. We've been hard at work growing this community and bringing it up to parity with some of the other personal subs, if not trying to make them better. You'll hear some frustration in my written tone in this post, don't take it too personal, just don't be a part of the problem and we're kosher.

First off: STOP DMING ME. From now on, I will no longer answer any DMs about shit in the community. If you have a problem or question for the team, use the modmail feature like the gods intended. Don't know how to send a modmail? Google it or use the side bar or literally any comment that Automod makes in our community. For the next 90 days (I am a generous mod) I will link this post, after that, I'll just ignore and block the chats. MY DMs ARE NOT FOR MODERATOR QUESTIONS.

Second point of order: if your post is rejected, and Automod comments on it, READ THE COMMENT. It'll tell you exactly why your post is removed. And if you modmail us and ask why your post is removed, I 100% of the time just copy and paste the exact same comment because guess who wrote the Automod code? Read it. Live by it. I didn't spend literal hours and hours on it for my health. (Still working on getting the social media username mentioning filter ironed out, I haven't forgotten about it.)

Thirdly: If you're going to report a user for being a scammer, fucking send screenshots to back up the report, otherwise, we can't (won't) do anything. There needs to be balance, and this is part of it.

Fourthly: If you get scammed out of money, we can literally do nothing but ban the offending user, which they've probably already changed by the time you message us. We've warned so many times in this community, try to remove them as quickly and efficiently as we can, if you're getting scammed you're an idiot. Stop being an idiot and stop thinking with your dicks. There is no gas needed, there is no playstation cards needed, no kids, no grocery money, none of it. The ONLY acceptable thing is if a user asks to go 50/50 on a hotel room so they're not fronting the entire cost. If you're not comfortable with that, politely refuse and go about your way. Don't play yourself.

Fifth: If you think your post title format is correct, and it's rejected, IT'S WRONG. Funny enough, our title filter was one of the first pieces of Automod code we wrote years ago. It's the strongest, been tested the most thoroughly, is the first piece of code in our ruleset and it has not been wrong for years. YOUR TITLE IS WRONG. Follow the format EXACTLY. When I say "Exactly" do you think I mean "mostly"? Or "Kind of"? Or "The parts I want to put in and not the parts I don't"? Because I don't mean that. I mean exactly. Follow the fucking format, like, it's literally that easy. Every time Automod removes a post under this rule, it posts a correct example for you to follow. Is there a hashtag in front of the location? Use the fucking hashtag. Is there brackets around the gender tags? Use the fucking brackets :D

THIS WILL NOT BE GOING AWAY ANY TIME SOON.

So learn it.

Sixth: If you have a problem with your post, just message us. Nicely. Use manners. We have some really great members of the community that have messaged us in the past, and it's so nice to be treated nicely. So please do it, and we will want to help you out more efficiently, more quickly, and set you on the right track to getting your sexy time on.

Seventh: There's been some fucky-wucky stuff going on with NSFW communities in Reddit lately. We have not made significant changes to our posting requirements and not announced them. If you get a greyed out button while trying to post or you have an error message pop up, you haven't been randomly banned (every ban gets a message auto-generated telling you that you've been banned) and we're not actively trying to prevent you from posting. I'm reaching out to other communities to see if they've been encountering or experiencing anything similar, and will update if/when I have something to update.

Ok. I've said my peace, I hope you all get tons of safe, mind-blowing sex in the new year.

Also, I'm not an 18 y/o girl, so stop messaging me thinking I am, you're just proving my point that you're not thinking with the head on your shoulders.