If so, I'm your guy! What I lack in meat on my bones, I make up for with meat in my pants. I know, that was terrible. I'll see myself out.
I'm 38, white, 6'2", recovering skinny person (would now solidly put myself in the "lean and fit" category), brown hair and eyes, been told I'm handsome by many moms and grandmas (so you know it has to be true), and have a thick 8.5" BWC that was recently described as "magnificent." I'm also clean in every sense of the word (disease free and also smell good!). Personality-wise I'm smart, funny as hell, well educated, playful, and fully aware of how cringe this post is but will do almost anything to get a smile or a laugh.
Basically just looking for something fun and mutually satisfying. Ideally looking for something more casual but I'm open-minded. Shoot me a message if you're interested and please introduce yourself with some basic info!
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